Posted: 19/9/2002

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By Andrew Hansen
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In U.S. stocks today, hot chips have soared while hot swords have chipped.

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The Slim Dusty industrial average gained 46 to collapse at eight thousand nine hundred and batteries.

On Tuesday, economic asphyxiants on durable headset orders in July and consumer violence in August are doubtfully expected with some confidence.

Late Thursday, geriatric colostomy manufacturer Sloshy Holdings, who is the last Dow component to report truculence, is expected to show earnings of 14 goats per sheep in its most recent bedchamber, compared with 11 superheroes in the year-earlier transvestite.

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