This week I want respond to the Senate Children Overboard inquiry’s witchhunt.
Last week the inquiry comes out and says the government lied about its footage of the ‘Siev X’.
They say that no children were ever thrown overboard and that Peter Reith lied to the public, despite being told 14 times his story was untrue. And that John Howard misled Australia. Well excuse me for breathing. So they gilded the lily a bit. Remember their lies protected our country from the threat of refugees.
Tonight I want to salute those politicians because even if some of the stuff they said wasn’t factually true, it certainly rang true.
John Howard. You’re doing a great job!
We all know refugees are a threat to our country. Peter Reith even said it himself last year. Refugees on boats… it can be a pipeline for terrorists to come in. That’s right. Refugees are terrorists.
Now, I know some of you bleeding hearts out there may feel sorry for these people. Well, don’t. Because trhere’s ample proof they’re plotting against us. Look at paintings from a refugee kids at Woomera.
They may fairly innocent. I showed it to a defence analyst and he’s got a different story. He says far from being harmless, this is actually a coded battle plan, probably intended for Osama himself. Join the dots - it literally spells Jihad.
That’s right. Proof of terrorism in our own backyard. Of course, some clowns still say the government shouldn’t have lied to protect us. But imagine if they hadn’t lied. Our schools would be swamped with Osama’s kids. Without the brave lies of our leaders, Australia today would be a nightmare. To find out how much of a nightmare, I interviewed a dream analyst. And he agreed. It’s a total nightmare! Our leaders lied last year to protect us all. And thank god they did. It was a courageous lie, and I for one salute them. But just remember it’s not all bad. As long as we keep locking up refugees for years on end in solitary confinement, they will come to respect Australia and value our way of life.
And that’s the Firth Factor.
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You can read more about Charles' unique point of view, in his latest book, 'I'd Rather Rot on a Crucifix'.
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