Wed. 8 Sep 10

Retracted: 12:55, 19/11/2002

Tiger Woods Republicans' choice for President

WASHINGTON - The US Republican Party has approached golf star Tiger Woods to be their candidate for the US Presidency in 2006.

A party spokesman said Woods was the only person they could think of who’d be able to maintain George W. Bush’s hectic schedule.

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