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Last updated: 31/10/2002

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Screened 31/10/2002

A Chaser Affair

Features
'A Chaser Affair' this week exposes the plastic surgeon prescribing miracle diets to the neighbour from Hell. And why this single mother won't do a thing. Read Transcript»
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Fungry's™ House Charities

Fungry's™
At Fungry's we understand that some children are increadbily unlucky. That’s why we created Fungry’s House Charities. Read Transcript»
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Are American stupid? You decide!

Feature
Alot of people give Americans a bum wrap. They are accused of being stupid and knowing nothing about the world. But the reality couldn't be further from the truth, as Julian Morrow found out on the streets of Washington, asking US locals about the very world their country runs. Read Transcript»
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The Meanie Greenies

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Can RITa + LiN resist their alternative energies and fight off these eco-freako's? Read Transcript»
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Screened 24/10/2002

Tilt Australia

Profiteering
If you care about the drought — if you care about our farmers — then CNNNN is the only place where you can make a genuine difference. Read Transcript»
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Mouth-watering Tilt Burger™

Fungry's™
Help break the drought at Fungry's, with our mouth-watering Tilt Burger.™ Read Transcript»
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A Chaser Affair

Features
'A Chaser Affair' this week exposes the backyard doctor who's killing our fat kids. And the miracle diet that could bring them back. Read Transcript»
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The Powerful Aborigines

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Will RITa + LiN assimilate the Aborigines before they die of guilt? Read Transcript»
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The Mega Memory Loss Kit

Feature
Attention business leaders! Forced to account for your company’s collapse? About to be grilled at a Royal Commission? Read Transcript»
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Drugs: harmless fun or a dance with death?

Firth Factor
This week, the Firth Factor gets away from the hype to consider why, if your kids take drugs, they will almost definitely die a sudden and painful death. Read Transcript»
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Screened 17/10/2002

All-new Pickle Burger

Fungry's™
Two delicious pickles on an all-gherkin patty. Read Transcript»
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CNNNN at the ARIAs

Features
CNNNN comentator Charles Firth takes Harold, from 'Neighbours', along the red carpet at the 2002 ARIA Awards to meet up with some of his old mates. Read Transcript»
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A Chaser Affair

Features
'A Chaser Affair' this week exposes the con man builder whose kitchen germs are making our kids obese. Now he wants welfare! And the miracle diet that turning our fat kids into dole cheats. Read Transcript»
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The Disabled Ones

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Can RITa + LiN make the deadly Disabled Ones disappear? Read Transcript»
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Apology

Firth Factor
Last year I did a 'Factor' on Joanne Lees, that perhaps could have been taken the wrong way. Read Transcript»
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The environment: use it or lose it!

Firth Factor
Greenies are always barking up the wrong tree. So the Firth Factor followed them up there, to cut them down. Read Transcript»
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Screened 10/10/2002

The Crean machine

Features
CNNNN correspondents, Julian Morrow and Chas Licciardello, go to the recent Labor Party conference to lend Labor some modern sex appeal. Followed by a studio debate: 60:40 or 30:30:25?. Read Transcript»
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The Elites

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Will the books burn, allowing RITa + LiN to destroy the awsome power of the Elites? Read Transcript»
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Media Watch: Marring the media?

Firth Factor
On the Factor a couple of weeks back, I did a report on privacy. Next thing you know: Marr’s on me like a rabid little poodle. Read Transcript»
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Screened 03/10/2002

The Brutal Union

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Will RITa + LiN be able to withstand being stood over and stamp out the union? Read Transcript»
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Batchelor party over

Feature
Still plenty of tears at AMP, after the resignation last week of their boss Paul Batchelor. Read Transcript»
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Market breadth positive

Finance
On the Pusillanimous Index, we see the market breadth is positive on light volume with substantial mass and an ability to take the shape of the container holding it. Read Transcript»
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Screened 26/09/2002

Dow conglomerate Fungry’s declines

Finance
Dow conglomerate Fungry’s declined today after Stewart downgraded the burger lord’s credit rating, saying the rating outlook had nerves of steel. Read Transcript»
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The welfare cheats

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Will RITa + LiN be sucked into the welfare cycle? Read Transcript»
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Beatles song discovered

Features
And some good news for Beatles fans, with the discovery of yet another never-before-heard track by the Fab Four. Simon Target has more. Rated M Read Transcript»
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Screened 19/09/2002

Fungry's and nutrition

Fungry's™
As a parent, we understand your concern about multinational corporations advertising food products to your children. That's why at Fungry's™, we pride ourselves on always being first to respond to trends and fashions in the world of diet, nutrition, and children's spending patterns. Read Transcript»
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Morrow puts rat among Democrats

Features
CNNNN correspondent, Julian Morrow, approaches the Democrats with his suggestions for any upcoming Democrats' election campaign, including new slogans and how-to-stab cards. Read Transcript»
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Attack of the Evil boat people

RITa + LiN, the HyperTwins
Will the evil boat people win out against our HyperTwin heroes, RITa + LiN? Read Transcript»
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biz.biz.com.com

Finance
In U.S. stocks today, hot chips have soared while hot swords have chipped. Read Transcript»
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Journo’s creed

Meet Chris Taylor
Taylor is most famous for his war of words with journalist John Pilger over the role of "fair and proper exaggeration" in the media.
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Getting the answers you want
This week:
Child labour: what would you do if unpaid kids made your shoes?

Death penalty: wanna pull the switch?

War on terror: how many countries should the US invade?

Features

CNNNN's Terrorthon appeal

Wear the camouflage ribbon

CNNNN4Kids
Help the HyperTwins save the planet
Play the Patty Gobble Game

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Mmm, I'm Fungry

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